The House of Funk

Hello Vienna, we’re new here and so assume you have some questions…

Q.1 Who’s the House of Funk?
Q.2 What’s the House of Funk?
Q.3 When’s the House of Funk?
Q.4 Where’s the House of Funk?
Q.5 Why’s the House of Funk?
Q.6 How’s the House of Funk?

Q.1 Sugarloo. MonkeyBoy. DanceFerdinand. Party starters, purveyors of the finest funky tracks, and arguably some of the best boogiers that ever lived (bar maybe James Brown).

Q.2 Disco. Funk. Soul. Deep House. A night of grooves. A night of smiles.

Q.3 12th of February, 2026. (Incidentally MonkeyBoy and his mum’s Birthday)

Q.4 Kult und Kante, Mariahilfer Street 101, Vienna.

Q.5 Because we need a dance. It’s been a cold January, the disco shoes are snowed in, the knee and hip joints are iced over, the boogie fingers (not to be mistaken with gun fingers) are tired of being typed with, and the shimmy has not been shimmied in far too long. Eyes are down and we want to raise them up to the glimmering orb of the disco ball. We want to thaw your creaking joints with the sounds of the grooviest people that ever lived. Let the music take you on a trip to somewhere warm, somewhere a little sweaty, somewhere with some soul. Lose yourself in the slowly spinning orb… lose yourself in the music… lose yourself in the dance…

Q.6 How is it possible to have this much fun? Because we say so and you make it so! How is it possible that music this funky exists? Because the 60s happened and thank god for that! How is it in general? Just ask any of our happy customers in Dublin, London, and Aarhus @theh0use0ffunk on Instagram! Your legs and feet may ache for days but you’ll be riding the high for a long, long time, and by the time it starts to fade well… we’ll be back and with a better boogie than ever!

We hope these answers are sufficient Vienna and, if you have any more, then come and ask us! You know where we’ll be and when we’ll be there, so come and find us on the dancefloor!
Until then…